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Funny SMS

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Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka

Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?

Dr: Shadi ker lo.

Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.

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Kabi Girls Ke Taraf

Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki taraf nhi dekho gy

Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy

Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy

Bachey: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy

Bache: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy

Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai

To: 

Jin ke Umar Hai

14 saal ke bachon ko pyar hora hai

60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hain

Aur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne ke

wo saray wailay baithay hain

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Easy Load Kerwa Do

Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de.

Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko

call kerne ya message??

Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai

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Shadi Se Dar

Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne hai

mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai

Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat

se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge

To: 

Mujh Tumhare Sath

Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath

bike per jaty dekh liya

Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?

Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis

le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai

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Being in Relation

Being in a relation and being

in hospital is same in pakistan,

everyone will ask serious hai kiya?

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Phone Battery on 1%

When your phone battery is on 1%

and you are running for the charger.

You be like:

Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.

Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga

Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.

To: 

In Relationship Or Hospital

Being In a Relationship

and being In The Hospital is the same

Everyone asks: Serious hai kiya?

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School Me Get Together

Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principal

To: 

Her Chez Ka Problem

Hum logo ke pass har cheez ka problem hai

bus problem dusro ke hone chaye

To: 

Larkian tu marti Hongi

Dost: Nhi yaar papoo bachy ho tum larkian tu marti hongi

Me: Pata nahi kahan ja marti hain

To: 

2 Chezen Speed Se

2 Chezen Bari Speed se Hath se Nikal Jati Hain,
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Time or Aam Ki Ghutli.

To: 

Mangetar ke Sath

Mein Mangetar Ke Sath Road Pe Ja Raha Tha

Dost Us Ke Samne Akar Bola Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi.

To: 

Shave na kero to

Shave na karo to

beta kis ke ishq me

majnoo ho rahay

Shave ker lo tou

beta kia chakar hai

roz roz shave

To: 

Feeling Tired

Feeling tired and had a long nap

Desi parents:

Beta kahien nashay vagera to

nahi kar rahay na

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