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22 February, 2015

Funny SMS

Funny SMS
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Funny SMS




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Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka



Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?

Dr: Shadi ker lo.

Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.

To: 

Kabi Girls Ke Taraf


Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki taraf nhi dekho gy

Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy

Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy

Bachey: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy

Bache: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy

Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai

To: 

Jin ke Umar Hai


14 saal ke bachon ko pyar hora hai

60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hain

Aur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne ke

wo saray wailay baithay hain
To: 

Easy Load Kerwa Do


Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de.

Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko

call kerne ya message??

Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai


To: 

Shadi Se Dar


Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne hai

mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai

Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat

se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge

To: 

Mujh Tumhare Sath


Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath

bike per jaty dekh liya

Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?

Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis

le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai


Being in Relation


Being in a relation and being

in hospital is same in pakistan,

everyone will ask serious hai kiya?


Phone Battery on 1%


When your phone battery is on 1%

and you are running for the charger.

You be like:

Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.

Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga

Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.


In Relationship Or Hospital


Being In a Relationship

and being In The Hospital is the same

Everyone asks: Serious hai kiya?


School Me Get Together


Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principal


Her Chez Ka Problem


Hum logo ke pass har cheez ka problem hai

bus problem dusro ke hone chaye

To: 

Larkian tu marti Hongi


Dost: Nhi yaar papoo bachy ho tum larkian tu marti hongi

Me: Pata nahi kahan ja marti hain


2 Chezen Speed Se


2 Chezen Bari Speed se Hath se Nikal Jati Hain,
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Time or Aam Ki Ghutli.


Mangetar ke Sath


Mein Mangetar Ke Sath Road Pe Ja Raha Tha

Dost Us Ke Samne Akar Bola Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi.

To: 

Shave na kero to


Shave na karo to

beta kis ke ishq me

majnoo ho rahay

Shave ker lo tou

beta kia chakar hai

roz roz shave

To: 

Feeling Tired


Feeling tired and had a long nap

Desi parents:

Beta kahien nashay vagera to

nahi kar rahay na


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