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To:
ALLAH Se iltija hay woh aap ko apni
Nigah-e-Kareem aur Hifazat Mein Rakhay
or Shab-e-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se
Mala Maal Karay (AMEEN) SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK.
Allah ne Aasmano aur zamen ko hikmat ke sath paida kya hai,
kuch shak nahi ke eman walon ke liye iss me bari nishani hai…
(Ankaboot,Ayat#44)
Siwaye Apny Rab k kisi sy Umeed na Rakhna
Aur Apny Gunaah k siwa kisi cheez sy khof mat khana
HAZART ALI (R.A)
SUBHANALLAH !!
Islamic SMS
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Ezzat Dar Cheez
Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W)
Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hua Dekha
Aap (S.A.W) Ne Usay Utha K Saaf Kiya,
Khud Khaya Or Frmaya:
Aey Ayesha Ezzat Dar Cheez Ki Ezazat Kro
Jab ALLAH Kisi Qoam Ka Rizq Chheen Leta Hai
To Naslon Tak Wapas Nahi Krta.
(IBN-MAJA)
Hadees-1142
Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hua Dekha
Aap (S.A.W) Ne Usay Utha K Saaf Kiya,
Khud Khaya Or Frmaya:
Aey Ayesha Ezzat Dar Cheez Ki Ezazat Kro
Jab ALLAH Kisi Qoam Ka Rizq Chheen Leta Hai
To Naslon Tak Wapas Nahi Krta.
(IBN-MAJA)
Hadees-1142
To:
Faisla ALLAH Per
Jab Duaon Or Koshishon se Bhi Baat
Na Bane tOu Faisla ALLAH per Chor Do
ALLAH apne Bandon K Bare Mein Behtrein
Faisla Karne Wala HAi.
Na Bane tOu Faisla ALLAH per Chor Do
ALLAH apne Bandon K Bare Mein Behtrein
Faisla Karne Wala HAi.
To:
Falak se Awaz
Aksar Shaam Ko Aati Hai,
Falak Se Aawaz,
Sajda Karti Hai Sehar Jis Ko,
Woh Hai Aaj Ki Raat
Wish You Very Happy Shab-E-Qadar
Falak Se Aawaz,
Sajda Karti Hai Sehar Jis Ko,
Woh Hai Aaj Ki Raat
Wish You Very Happy Shab-E-Qadar
To:
Hifazat Mein Rakhay
Nigah-e-Kareem aur Hifazat Mein Rakhay
or Shab-e-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se
Mala Maal Karay (AMEEN) SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK.
ALLAH Pak Ke Rehmaten
Samandar Bohat wasi Hy Lekin
aap itna hi Paani Le sakte ho jitna
aap k Haath me Aata hy Usi tarah
ALLAH PAK ki Rehmaten
La-Mehdood hen Lekin
aap itni hi Paa sakte ho
jitna aap ka EMAAN pukhta hy
aap itna hi Paani Le sakte ho jitna
aap k Haath me Aata hy Usi tarah
ALLAH PAK ki Rehmaten
La-Mehdood hen Lekin
aap itni hi Paa sakte ho
jitna aap ka EMAAN pukhta hy
To:
Bari Nishani Hai
kuch shak nahi ke eman walon ke liye iss me bari nishani hai…
(Ankaboot,Ayat#44)
Beeta Hai Jo Mere Par
Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye
To:
Roz Gunaah Karta Hun
Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…
To:
Siwaye Apne Rab Ke
Siwaye Apny Rab k kisi sy Umeed na Rakhna
Aur Apny Gunaah k siwa kisi cheez sy khof mat khana
HAZART ALI (R.A)
SUBHANALLAH !!
To:
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?
80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!
Pegham e Mustafa
Bazaar To saja Diye hum ne Meelad-e-Mustufa k Liye.
Pegham-e-Mustufa kya Hai Ye Hum Ne Bhula Dia.
Pegham-e-Mustufa kya Hai Ye Hum Ne Bhula Dia.
To:
Dil ki 3 Ragein
Hazrat Abdullah Bin Masod Frmaty Hain
DiL ki 3 Ragein Hoti Hain
Agr apny Eman Ko Parakhna Hy K Mera Dil Zinda Hy Ya Mar Gya Hy To
1: Quran Khol K Prho Dekho Dil Lg Rha Hy Ya Nhi
2: Us Mehfil Mein Betho Jahan ALLAH Ka Zikar Ho
Rha Ho Dekho Dil Lgta Hy Ya Nhi
3: Tnhai Main Beth K Dekho K Kya Tmhari Tnhai
Pak Saaf Hy ALLAH B Yad Aata Hy K Nhi?
Agr Jwab Han Mein Hy To Tmhara
DIL abi Zinda Hy Agr Jwab Na Hy To Dro Aur ALLAH Sy Dua Kro K Tm Py
DiL ki 3 Ragein Hoti Hain
Agr apny Eman Ko Parakhna Hy K Mera Dil Zinda Hy Ya Mar Gya Hy To
1: Quran Khol K Prho Dekho Dil Lg Rha Hy Ya Nhi
2: Us Mehfil Mein Betho Jahan ALLAH Ka Zikar Ho
Rha Ho Dekho Dil Lgta Hy Ya Nhi
3: Tnhai Main Beth K Dekho K Kya Tmhari Tnhai
Pak Saaf Hy ALLAH B Yad Aata Hy K Nhi?
Agr Jwab Han Mein Hy To Tmhara
DIL abi Zinda Hy Agr Jwab Na Hy To Dro Aur ALLAH Sy Dua Kro K Tm Py
To:
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?
80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!
To:
1 Choti Si Misaal
1 Choti Si Misaal
Aap Imtehan Dene Gey
Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare
Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H )
Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega?
Ab jo Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam k bajae ( S.A.W.S ) Likhte ho
Kya Wo mutmain Ho K Unka Drood Pak Qabol Hojaega.
Aap Imtehan Dene Gey
Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare
Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H )
Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega?
Ab jo Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam k bajae ( S.A.W.S ) Likhte ho
Kya Wo mutmain Ho K Unka Drood Pak Qabol Hojaega.
To:
Guroor Aur Ghaflat Ka
Guroor Aur Ghaflat Ka
Nasha Sharab Se Bhi
Zyada Hota Hy. Jo Iss
Nashe Mein Mubtala Ho
Jata Hy Wo Jaldi Hosh Mein
Nahi Aata …
Hazrat Ali
Nasha Sharab Se Bhi
Zyada Hota Hy. Jo Iss
Nashe Mein Mubtala Ho
Jata Hy Wo Jaldi Hosh Mein
Nahi Aata …
Hazrat Ali
To:
Tumhari Niyyat Ki Pemaish
Tumhari niyyat ki pemaish us waqt hoti hai
Jb tum kisi aisy shakhs k sath bhlai kro
Jo tum ko kuch bhi nahi de sakta.
Hazrat ALI R.A.
Jb tum kisi aisy shakhs k sath bhlai kro
Jo tum ko kuch bhi nahi de sakta.
Hazrat ALI R.A.
To:
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Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?
Dr: Shadi ker lo.
Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?
Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de.
Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko
call kerne ya message??
Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai
To:
When your phone battery is on 1%
and you are running for the charger.
You be like:
Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.
Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga
Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.
Son: papa kal school main ek
small get together hai. Chaloge?
Father: Small get together kya hota hai?
Son: Only you me and principal
Dost: Nhi yaar papoo bachy ho tum larkian tu marti hongi
Me: Pata nahi kahan ja marti hain
Mein Mangetar Ke Sath Road Pe Ja Raha Tha
Dost Us Ke Samne Akar Bola Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi.
Feeling tired and had a long nap
Desi parents:
Beta kahien nashay vagera to
nahi kar rahay na
Funny SMS
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Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka
Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?
Dr: Shadi ker lo.
Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?
Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
Kabi Girls Ke Taraf
Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki taraf nhi dekho gy
Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy
Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy
Bachey: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy
Bache: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy
Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai
Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy
Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy
Bachey: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy
Bache: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy
Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai
Jin ke Umar Hai
14 saal ke bachon ko pyar hora hai
60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hain
Aur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne ke
wo saray wailay baithay hain
60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hain
Aur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne ke
wo saray wailay baithay hain
Easy Load Kerwa Do
Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de.
Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko
call kerne ya message??
Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai
Shadi Se Dar
Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne hai
mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai
Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat
se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge
mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai
Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat
se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge
To:
Mujh Tumhare Sath
Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath
bike per jaty dekh liya
Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?
Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis
le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai
bike per jaty dekh liya
Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?
Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis
le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai
To:
Being in Relation
Being in a relation and being
in hospital is same in pakistan,
everyone will ask serious hai kiya?
in hospital is same in pakistan,
everyone will ask serious hai kiya?
To:
Phone Battery on 1%
When your phone battery is on 1%
and you are running for the charger.
You be like:
Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.
Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga
Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.
To:
In Relationship Or Hospital
Being In a Relationship
and being In The Hospital is the same
Everyone asks: Serious hai kiya?
and being In The Hospital is the same
Everyone asks: Serious hai kiya?
To:
School Me Get Together
Son: papa kal school main ek
small get together hai. Chaloge?
Father: Small get together kya hota hai?
Son: Only you me and principal
To:
Her Chez Ka Problem
Hum logo ke pass har cheez ka problem hai
bus problem dusro ke hone chaye
bus problem dusro ke hone chaye
Larkian tu marti Hongi
Dost: Nhi yaar papoo bachy ho tum larkian tu marti hongi
Me: Pata nahi kahan ja marti hain
To:
2 Chezen Speed Se
2 Chezen Bari Speed se Hath se Nikal Jati Hain,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Time or Aam Ki Ghutli.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Time or Aam Ki Ghutli.
To:
Mangetar ke Sath
Dost Us Ke Samne Akar Bola Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi.
Shave na kero to
Shave na karo to
beta kis ke ishq me
majnoo ho rahay
Shave ker lo tou
beta kia chakar hai
roz roz shave
beta kis ke ishq me
majnoo ho rahay
Shave ker lo tou
beta kia chakar hai
roz roz shave
To:
Feeling Tired
Feeling tired and had a long nap
Desi parents:
Beta kahien nashay vagera to
nahi kar rahay na
To:
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Al wida kahtay howay jab me ne us se talb ki koi nishani
wo muskra k bola mary judai hi kafi hai tujay rulanay k liye
Zara se baat par
tanha akelay chor jatay hain log
muhabbat kar kay logoun sey sambhali nai jaati
Elaje-e-Ishq Jo Pocha Main Ne Tabeeb Se
?
Dhemay Se Lehje Me Bola,
Zehar Piya Kro, Subhe, Dopehr, Sham
Aaj Phir Is Tanha raat Mein Intezaar Hai
Us Shakhs Ka
J0 Kaha Krta Tha,
Tum Se Bat Na Kroon To Neend Nahi Aati
Btaoun tmhy kahani UdaS logoun ki
Gour krna yeah haStay boOht hain
Bay basy hai udasi hai aur dard hai
Sb hai maray pass bus ek tum hi nahi ho
Meri to MaNtEen AbHi Baqi thi
OR
Toh MjHy ChOr GiA
Khaas thay kabhi nazron men kisi ki hum bhi
Magar nazron ke taqazay badalnay men dair kahan
lagti hai
Dil dukhaya kro ijazat hay
Chor jany ki baat mat karna
Sad SMS
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Al wida kehtey hoe
Al wida kahtay howay jab me ne us se talb ki koi nishani
wo muskra k bola mary judai hi kafi hai tujay rulanay k liye
To:
Jo Qismat Mein Ni Milta
kabhi sajde kabhi aansu hazaron koshishen lekin,
jo qismat main nahin likha, wo rone se nahin milta
jo qismat main nahin likha, wo rone se nahin milta
To:
Kisi Ke Khamoshi
Saleeqa ho agar dard ko mehsoos karne ka
To kisi ki khamoshi bhi aksar baat karti hai
To kisi ki khamoshi bhi aksar baat karti hai
To:
Muhabbat Ker Ke
Zara se baat par
tanha akelay chor jatay hain log
muhabbat kar kay logoun sey sambhali nai jaati
To:
Elaje e Ishq
?
Dhemay Se Lehje Me Bola,
Zehar Piya Kro, Subhe, Dopehr, Sham
Intezar Us Ka
Us Shakhs Ka
J0 Kaha Krta Tha,
Tum Se Bat Na Kroon To Neend Nahi Aati
Udas Logo ke Kahani
Btaoun tmhy kahani UdaS logoun ki
Gour krna yeah haStay boOht hain
To:
Aur Dard Hai
Bay basy hai udasi hai aur dard hai
Sb hai maray pass bus ek tum hi nahi ho
Mujh Chor Gya
OR
Toh MjHy ChOr GiA
Kisi Ke Nazaron Mein
Magar nazron ke taqazay badalnay men dair kahan
lagti hai
Dil Dukhya Kero
Chor jany ki baat mat karna
To:
Jab Garz Hoe
Jab gharz huwa tab pyar kiya
jab waqt mila tab yaad kiya
Ab or haqiqat kya likhon iss
doar ke mukhlis logon ki
jab waqt mila tab yaad kiya
Ab or haqiqat kya likhon iss
doar ke mukhlis logon ki
Koi Saza De Mujh
Koi achi si saza do mujhe
Chalo aisa karo rula do mujhe.
Dil dukhya ho to moot aa jaye mujhe
Dil ki gahraiyo se ye dua do mujhe
Chalo aisa karo rula do mujhe.
Dil dukhya ho to moot aa jaye mujhe
Dil ki gahraiyo se ye dua do mujhe
Shikayat Le Ker
Shikayat ly kar gy thy us k diye howay dard ki
Dost Bhool gay hum apna gham usko khush dak kar.
Dost Bhool gay hum apna gham usko khush dak kar.